This is my favorite part of the website. Finally, we can talk about me. No credit to share. No subject to steal the spotlight.
I am the subject.
You have reached the peak of this mountainous digital monument to me. This page is the glimmering jewel in an elastic crown desperate to keep up with the ever-inflating head on which it rests.
You should be so lucky.
The details of my life are entangled with other people, so I will maintain generality so as not to compromise the purity of this page. It's not 'About Me and Others'. Such grammatical blunders have no place on a writer's website, anyway.
And just a reminder, the writer is me, Sean Thiessen.
I am the writer.
